A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
Mortality Musings Gifts
Looking for a gift that embraces life's impermanence with humor and style? Our Mortality Musings collection offers witty, creative products perfect for those who enjoy philosophical humor and artistic reflections on mortality. Ideal for friends or loved ones who appreciate life's deeper questions—think of it as a playful yet profound way to explore the inevitable.
'The Grim Reaper's my brother. I'm death without dignity.'
Tombstone in a cemetery with a epitaph that reads "Why me?"
"Why would He take someone so toned?"
"Give a call when you get there."
'You'd look good in that.'
An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.
"Sorry, sir, but you can't collect on your life insurance policy when you don't have a life."
'No need to panic, there's plenty of time.'
J. B. Farley - Made a bundle in the market. Died Anyway.
"Why bother?"
"I got those famous last words you wanted"
"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."
"They're very time-sensitive."
"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"
Apocalliptical
'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'
'Let it go. Get on with your death.'
"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"
'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'
"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."
"What if you go under before I need to?"
'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'
"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."
Old man watering Death.
"Well, I have bad news for you, too."
"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."
"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."
Grim Reaper Checkout
Paradise: Collection of wine
"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."
"Back in 15 min."
'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'
"You're gonna love this place."
"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"
Mortality Musings Gifts Collection
Mortality Musings Mugs
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Mortality Musings Pillows
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Mortality Musings Prints
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