"You're gonna love this place."
Mortality Muse Gifts
Looking for a gift for the creatively inclined who ponder mortality? Our collection blends wit, artistry, and philosophical depth, perfect for inspiring soulful reflections. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate life's fleeting beauty with a thoughtful and humorous touch, appealing to those who see art as a way to explore life's profound themes.
"Like you never made a mistake."
"Well, I have bad news for you, too."
"It has come to my attention that life is short and truly uncertain."
"Come in six, your numbers up!"
"...and tell him it's fairly urgent."
Old man watering Death.
Grim Reaper: Day In - Day Out
"So, I can pencil you in for next Tuesday?"
"That's the setup. And the punchline is: 'And then they die!'"
"I want my tombstone to say 'unoccupied'."
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.
"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."
Nun Binning the Devil
"They're very time-sensitive."
"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"
Apocalliptical
"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."
"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"
"Objection over-ruled Counselor! Proceed to the clearly marked Fire Exit, if you follow my meaning."
"What if you go under before I need to?"
Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.
Grim Reaper Checkout
'You'd look good in that.'
"Give a call when you get there."
"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''
Tombstone in a cemetery with a epitaph that reads "Why me?"
"Quit whimpering."
"Why would He take someone so toned?"
Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet
"Let me quote a few home truths to you."
Death selfie
'The Grim Reaper's my brother. I'm death without dignity.'
"With proper flossing your restoration will last forever. My assistant will show you how."
Mortality Muse Gifts Collection
Mortality Muse Mugs
Looking for more ways to explore mortality through art? Check out our range of creatively inspired mugs that evoke deep thoughts with a humorous twist.
Mortality Muse Pillows
Add a reflective yet cozy touch to any space with pillows featuring thought-provoking designs about life's fleeting moments.
Mortality Muse Prints
Bring depth to your decor with art prints that explore mortality and existence through creative visuals and philosophical themes.
Mortality Muse T-Shirts
Express your or their philosophical humor with our collection of mortality-themed t-shirts, blending creativity with a touch of existential wit.