Morning Thinker Gifts

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Go ahead and dissect me

Mums coffee morning

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

The power of the brain

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.