Morning Grogginess Warriors Gifts

"I'm dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Back to work...

I hate monday mornings.

"How about a little more coffee?"

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

Alarm

"Stu's not a morning person."

Eye Opener

'Was the class too early for you?'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

Monday 5:30 am

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'