Morning Grogginess Warriors Prints

"I'm dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Back to work...

I hate monday mornings.

"How about a little more coffee?"

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Alarm

"Stu's not a morning person."

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Eye Opener

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'Was the class too early for you?'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

Monday 5:30 am