Morning Grogginess Survivor Prints

"I see someone hasn't had their coffee this morning."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Back to work...

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"How about a little more coffee?"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Eye Opener

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

Monday Checklist.

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'Don't worry, dear... I'll fix the coffee... where do you keep the tap water?'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."