Morning Grogginess Survivor Pillows

"I see someone hasn't had their coffee this morning."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Back to work...

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'Gravity wins - again.'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'Was the class too early for you?'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Eye Opener

Monday Checklist.

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'Don't worry, dear... I'll fix the coffee... where do you keep the tap water?'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Monday 5:30 am

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."