Morality Police Gifts

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

Ethics exam cheater.

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Nun Binning the Devil

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Mass Confucian

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

Say It Ain't So, Ho

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."