Morality Police Pillows

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

Ethics exam cheater.

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Nun Binning the Devil

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Mass Confucian

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Quit whimpering."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."