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Morality Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift that sparks thoughtful conversations? Our collection for the morality buff features clever, visually appealing items that celebrate your fascination with ethical dilemmas, moral philosophy, and social justice. Perfect for those who enjoy pondering what's right and wrong, these products bring humor and insight to everyday life. Whether it's for a friend, family, or yourself, find something that resonates with your moral compass and adds a dash of wit to your collection.
Ethics exam cheater.
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."
Jean-Paul Sartre
"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."
"Personally, I'm a doer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."
'The sound of one hand clapping.'
Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!
Paul Ree
'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'
E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."
"Yes, one is a dog."
"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"
'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'
'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"
'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'
Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'
"But what if this is all there is?"
"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."
An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,
This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like
It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".
"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."
Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'
"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."
'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'
Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."
Morality Buff Gifts Collection
Morality Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever takes on morality and ethics—perfect for sparking conversation at home or in the office.
Morality Buff Pillows
Shop our morality-themed pillows, blending humor and insight to add a thoughtful touch to your living space.
Morality Buff Prints
Browse our artistic prints that delve into moral philosophy and ethical debates—ideal for the thoughtful and the witty alike.
Morality Buff T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts that showcase witty and insightful takes on morality, designed for those who love to wear their philosophy on their sleeve.