Morality Muser Gifts

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Good - Bad - Don't know.

Good - Evil.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

Nun Binning the Devil

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

Mass Confucian

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Devil worried because he feels good

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Optimistic Paranoia.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."