Morality Muser Mugs

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Good - Bad - Don't know.

Good - Evil.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Nun Binning the Devil

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Mass Confucian

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Devil worried because he feels good

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

Optimistic Paranoia.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

I wonder if they can think...

Muses of the Couch