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Remember when a sin was a sin and not a psychological disorder?

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Nun Binning the Devil

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Devil worried because he feels good

"But am I happy? Very."

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'