Moonstruck Youth T-Shirts

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

Whatever!

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Spring Chicken"

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

Active pensioner.

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'Take ten years off the top.'

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

'Second childhood, eh?'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

'He keeps us young!'

I've reversed the aging process,,,

'I want to look ten years younger.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'