Money Mismanager Gifts

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn...those cretins can't tell the difference...between overdrawn and under-deposited.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Dogs life

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.