Money Mismanager Gifts

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn...those cretins can't tell the difference...between overdrawn and under-deposited.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Dogs life

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'