Money Management Crisis Gifts

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Money exchange

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Counting my Bonus...

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'