Money Mathematician Gifts

"Eddie, remember, if at first you don't succeed, then call it 'investing for the long-term.''

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'But I digress...'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Is it that bad?"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'Einsteiners.'

The Life of Pi

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Pi Ala Mode.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."