Money Power Analyst Gifts

Justice and money

"Welcome to the future"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Cut Price

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Off Duty.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Pulling The Economy Uphill

Travel looks strong!

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

The two faces of capitalism.