Momma's Boy Musings Gifts

'Yes, Mom...I have a clean hanky and I'm wearing clean underwear.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Men explained.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Open other end

Biological Alarm Clock.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

Single parents.

'You dance like my mother.'

'She's the primary caregiver!'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

"It's your mother calling."

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

"She's one of those bad mothers who say they're bad mothers but think they're good mothers."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"I'll hold the kid eventually. I just don't want it to develop a false sense of entitlement."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"It's done wonders for my back."