Momma's Boy Musings Pillows

'Yes, Mom...I have a clean hanky and I'm wearing clean underwear.'

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Men explained.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

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'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Biological Alarm Clock.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Single parents.

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'She's the primary caregiver!'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

"It's your mother calling."

"She's one of those bad mothers who say they're bad mothers but think they're good mothers."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"I'll hold the kid eventually. I just don't want it to develop a false sense of entitlement."

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"It's done wonders for my back."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."