Mommy's Boy Musings Pillows

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Men explained.

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Biological Alarm Clock.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

'You dance like my mother.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'We need a man with daring and drive. Do you think your son is this man?'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

"It's your mother calling."

"She's one of those bad mothers who say they're bad mothers but think they're good mothers."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"I'll hold the kid eventually. I just don't want it to develop a false sense of entitlement."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"Your mummy left a message to remind you to take your nap after lunch."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Mom: 'Do I have to repeat myself again, again & again? girl: 'yes, yes, & yes!'

'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

It's time you got your own place, son.

'We're looking for a mother figure.'