Mom Of All Trades T-Shirts

'...And stop calling me the 'Mother of all Mothers'!'

Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Supermom.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

"First break since 2008."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Fitness Programme for babies

'Save us!'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'