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'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Fitness Programme for babies

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Woman and TV.

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Homeschooling

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Studying and technology

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'I'm a communication expert because I can eat crisps, drink beer, read the news and talk to my wife while watching TV!'

Wonder Woman!

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'