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A planet like ours - "...same as yeaterday ma'am. Eating all day, followed by birth to 8 million."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Fitness Programme for babies

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

Woman and TV.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

Wonder Woman!

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

Overworked

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

Office worker with baby in drawer.

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'

'His is a working breed.'

'I can't help feeling we've forgotten something.'

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"The commute is rough today."