Multitasking Mom T-Shirts

"For the hundredth time, no, I don't know how much longer I'll be working remotely."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Balancing work and family

"First break since 2008."

Fitness Programme for babies

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

Woman and TV.

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".