Busy Mama T-Shirts

Roadside help? The tyre on my buggy is flat.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

Fitness Programme for babies

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'