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Fitness Programme for babies

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

How to play violin while reading a book...

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

Drive-thru Day-care

Career woman meets Family woman

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"

"You'll have to be both mother and father to the kids while I'm not there to give them guidance."

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

Trumpet Clothesline.

"For the hundredth time, no, I don't know how much longer I'll be working remotely."

"Talk to me while I ignore you."