Mama Multitasker Prints

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Fitness Programme for babies

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Woman and TV.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Homeschooling

Studying and technology

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'I'm a communication expert because I can eat crisps, drink beer, read the news and talk to my wife while watching TV!'

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

Wonder Woman!