Young Trades Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

SALE

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

TTIP

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Wall Street Lights.

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Helms Burton Title III

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'

'I'm outta here.'