Young Trades Enthusiast Gifts

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

SALE

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Education and Apprenticeships

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

Wall Street Lights.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

TTIP

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Helms Burton Title III

'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'