Trade School Enthusiast Gifts

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

TTIP

Wall Street Lights.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."