Trade Learning Gifts

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

The day the stock market went UP.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Robot Parts $5

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Eternal Student.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'