Trade Learning Pillows

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The day the stock market went UP.

Robot Parts $5

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Eternal Student.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Historical memory is on life support.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'