Trade Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Jumping Wall Street.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

TTIP

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'