Mollusc Fan T-Shirts

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

Koala

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Shell Fire

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Small Clams Court

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

The Mosskeytoe.

Notice - Salt Kills

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

Snail Homes

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"Bloody caravans..."

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

"Who, her? She left here weeks ago. . . before you and I even met. She's been on her way home ever since."

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

Snail with a Box Shell

'This is no time for a snail's pace.'