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"Excuse me, I have a cold."

Snail Monster Truck

"You're lucky you're insanely far away or I'd kick your ass."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Malacologist

"Carol, is everything alright? You don't seem sluggish today."

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"Yeah, I feel sorry for the homeless too!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

Shell Fire

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

You are what you eat!

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

ATM withdrawal

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Tree Squirrel

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels