Mollusc Fan Gifts

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

Koala

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Shell Fire

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Small Clams Court

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Notice - Salt Kills

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

The Mosskeytoe.

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'Are you responsible for this?'

Snail Homes

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

"Bloody caravans..."

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"Who, her? She left here weeks ago. . . before you and I even met. She's been on her way home ever since."

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

"Got milk?"