Mollusk Enthusiasts Gifts

'This is no time for a snail's pace.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Shell Fire

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Life's a Bench.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I meant the dog!"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Consider yourself chased."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

Nutflix

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

"You're compromising the entire operation!"