Mollusk Enthusiast Gifts

Snail without shell sits near sign: Homeless please help.

"Oh no! I said not to use that stuff!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Shell Fire

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Life's a Bench.

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Consider yourself chased."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

Nutflix

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!