Mollusc Memoirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your mollusc memoirist? Dive into a collection of witty and endearing items that honor their fascination with shell dwellers and underwater marvels. Our unique products are designed to bring smiles and spark conversations about ocean adventures, marine curiosity, and shell collecting passions. Whether for a hobbyist, a storyteller about sea life, or someone enchanted by aquatic mysteries, these gifts offer a touch of humor and a lot of personality.

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'I had no idea you were upper-middle left tentacled.'

'I had no idea you were upper-middle left tentacled.' mockup

'I had no idea you were upper-middle left tentacled.'

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Shell Fire

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Snail Pattern Balding.

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Snail Man

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"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?" mockup

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

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'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.' mockup

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

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"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?" mockup

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

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Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

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"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long." mockup

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

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Notice - Salt Kills

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"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam." mockup

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership." mockup

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

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Small Clams Court

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Gardener and the Giant Snail

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"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..." mockup

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

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"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe." mockup

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

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'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

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Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.' mockup

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

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"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference." mockup

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

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"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea." mockup

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

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"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?" mockup

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

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'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!' mockup

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

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Snail Homes

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'I'm writing my memoirs. Can you remember what we've been doing for the past forty years?'

'I'm writing my memoirs. Can you remember what we've been doing for the past forty years?' mockup

'I'm writing my memoirs. Can you remember what we've been doing for the past forty years?'

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"Bloody caravans..."

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Society of Mollusc Breeders.

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'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!' mockup

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

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"Who, her? She left here weeks ago. . . before you and I even met. She's been on her way home ever since."

"Who, her? She left here weeks ago. . . before you and I even met. She's been on her way home ever since." mockup

"Who, her? She left here weeks ago. . . before you and I even met. She's been on her way home ever since."

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"I'm still working on mt childhood memories."

"I'm still working on mt childhood memories." mockup

"I'm still working on mt childhood memories."

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"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

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Mollusc Memoirist Gifts Collection

Mollusc Memoirist Mugs

Discover more delightful mugs that celebrate mollusk lovers, perfect for bringing a splash of oceanic humor to your morning routine.

Mollusc Memoirist Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring exquisitely detailed mollusk designs—ideal for marine fans looking to add seaside charm to their space.

Mollusc Memoirist Prints

Browse vibrant marine-themed art prints celebrating mollusk lovers—bring the beauty of the sea into your home or gift it to a fellow enthusiast.

Mollusc Memoirist T-Shirts

Explore our fun and quirky t-shirts designed for mollusc enthusiasts, blending marine charm with a touch of wit.