Moisture-wicking Material Fan Gifts

"The moisture-wicking fabric reduces chafing."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Sandy Floss

Old-fashioned computer

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Curling Rocks!

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Quilting Bee.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Well that's me detoxed!

"I wasn't dead yet."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."