Moisture-wicking Material Fan Gifts

"The moisture-wicking fabric reduces chafing."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Arts and crafts

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Sandy Floss

Old-fashioned computer

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Quilting Bee.

Curling Rocks!

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Well that's me detoxed!

"I wasn't dead yet."

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'