Modesty Maven Gifts

A woman tries on a variety of fig leaves

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'Somewhere where men won't be undressing me with their eyes!'

Thinking Gears

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Working from OM.

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

Castle Efficiency

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Analyst and patient

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"I feel we're making progress."

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.