Modesty Maven T-Shirts

A woman tries on a variety of fig leaves

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'Somewhere where men won't be undressing me with their eyes!'

Thinking Gears

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

Categories are the key to organizing.

Working from OM.

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Castle Efficiency

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Analyst and patient

"I feel we're making progress."

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'Yes, we are going in circles. How do you feel about that?'