Modern Vs Traditional Lifestyle Observer Pillows

'If they're not hunter-gatherers, and they're not seed planters, what in thunder ARE they?'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I shop, therefore I am."

The Modern Novel.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

Fur Baby

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"He was much more effective in the field."

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Maternity Hospital