"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"
Modern Stories Gifts
Looking for a gift for a fan of modern stories? Explore our collection of creatively themed products that capture the essence of contemporary narratives. From clever prints to stylish accessories, there's something special for every story aficionado. Whether they’re into literary fiction, modern classics, or contemporary storytelling, our gifts are designed to delight and inspire. Find the perfect piece that reflects their passion for modern tales and keeps their love for storytelling alive.
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"
'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'
Papageno from The Magic Flute
Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk
Wifi in Hell
Silence of the Chickens...
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
Audio Books
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."
Turning Japanese: I really think so.
Two Generations of Readers
Moby Dick
"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'
Large print e-book.
Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.
'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'
"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"
7 More Dwarfs
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)
'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'
'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'
Mom dwarves.
Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.
Modern Stories Gifts Collection
Modern Stories Mugs
Explore our range of modern stories-themed mugs—perfect for fans of contemporary tales who love to start their day with a bit of literary inspiration.
Modern Stories Pillows
Find the perfect addition to their home décor with our modern stories-themed pillows—comfortable, charming, and literary-inspired.
Modern Stories Prints
Discover eye-catching prints inspired by modern stories—ideal for decorating walls with the vibrant spirit of contemporary storytelling.
Modern Stories T-Shirts
Browse our collection of modern stories-inspired t-shirts—stylish and witty designs for those who wear their love of contemporary narratives with pride.