Modern Story Enthusiasts Gifts

You go ahead - I already downloaded all The Pied Piper's songs online.

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

7 More Dwarfs

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'This history paper is about an event that happened a long time ago, but in the great scheme of things isn't all that important, making this report very short. The end.'

"It's post-gingerbread."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

Proceedings of the club

Meet the pop-up author.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

The Lawyer of Oz