Modern Storyteller Gifts

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

The Fall of Man

Two Generations of Readers

"OMG! No one read my blog!"

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

' . . . and then the policeman said, I'm sorry Red Riding but you'll just have to pull it down.'

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

Twitter - You have 17,349,276 followers.

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

The boy who texted Wolf.

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

'It's ok - he's online.'

'Oh, that's in case I get offered more than just a kiss.'

"Goldilocks just tweeted, 'The porridge is too hot'."

Rapunzel's Alopecia

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Nursery Rhyme Updates: "Humpty Trumpty." You're fired!

Yeah, same. I thought those emojis were just cute little dogs. The Boy Who Texted Wolf.

Updated fairy tales: Glued to their screens, Hansel and Gretel don't even notice the witch's house. Hey! Hello?

No one said anything about blogging …

"Goodnight gifs

Cancel culture.

Fables for the Millennial.

Shepherd and eurydice

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'