Modern Parenthood Pontificator Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite modern parenthood pontificator? Our collection blends humor and insight, perfect for the thoughtful, witty, and ever-pondering parent. Find items that make their daily parenting journey a bit brighter and a lot funnier, from mugs to prints that echo their clever take on modern parenting.

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"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance." mockup

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class." mockup

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

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"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven." mockup

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

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'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...' mockup

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

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"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world." mockup

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

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Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

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A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone mockup

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

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'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!' mockup

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

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"He just said his first word!"

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"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!" mockup

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

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A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up. mockup

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

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"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention." mockup

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

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Kid is 'Born to Text'.

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'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.' mockup

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!" mockup

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

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"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?" mockup

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

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"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling." mockup

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

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"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy." mockup

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

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You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk. mockup

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

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"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us." mockup

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

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"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts." mockup

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

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'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.' mockup

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

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"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless." mockup

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

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Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges mockup

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

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How Moms explain.

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Phone Mittens

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"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?" mockup

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

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"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..." mockup

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

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Three Parent Baby

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'You know, it's amazing what having a child costs you when you add it all up.'

'You know, it's amazing what having a child costs you when you add it all up.' mockup

'You know, it's amazing what having a child costs you when you add it all up.'

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'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.' mockup

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

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"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets." mockup

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

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"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies." mockup

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

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'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.' mockup

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

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'Jimmy made his first blog post today.' mockup

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

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Modern Parenthood Pontificator Gifts Collection

Modern Parenthood Pontificator Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate the wit and wisdom of the modern parenthood pontificator—perfect for brightening their mornings.

Modern Parenthood Pontificator Pillows

Find pillows that add humor and comfort, ideal for the modern parenthood pontificator’s relaxing space.

Modern Parenthood Pontificator Prints

View our art prints that celebrate the wit and insight of modern parenthood—perfect for inspiring and amusing their décor.

Modern Parenthood Pontificator T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts for the modern parenthood pontificator—great for casual wear that sparks conversations.