Modern Parent Philosophers Gifts

Looking for something special for the creative, philosophical parent in your life? Our selection blends humor and insight, perfect for those who think deeply about parenting and enjoy a modern, witty take on life's big questions.

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"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach." mockup

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

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"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven." mockup

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

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"Trust me, you're not ready!"

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'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...' mockup

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

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"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world." mockup

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

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Coronavirus Impact on Children

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'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.' mockup

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

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"You're welcome."

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We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt. mockup

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

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Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

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"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?" mockup

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

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"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!" mockup

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

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"He just said his first word!"

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A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone mockup

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

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"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family." mockup

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

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'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.' mockup

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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Kid is 'Born to Text'.

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"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention." mockup

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

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"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?" mockup

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

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'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?' mockup

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

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"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg). mockup

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

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"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games." mockup

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

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"Life is beautiful, and it's messy." mockup

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

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"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!" mockup

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

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"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy." mockup

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

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"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?" mockup

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

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"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother." mockup

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

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You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk. mockup

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

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"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us." mockup

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

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'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.' mockup

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

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"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts." mockup

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

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"Yeah but when will she be home?" mockup

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

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"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes." mockup

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

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'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.' mockup

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

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'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.' mockup

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

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Modern Parent Philosophers Gifts Collection

Modern Parent Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the modern parent philosopher—witty, wise, and ideal for starting thoughtful conversations.

Modern Parent Philosophers Pillows

Discover pillows that bring a humorous and philosophical touch to any room—comfort and insight combined.

Modern Parent Philosophers Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate the thoughtful, modern parent—perfect for inspiring reflection and adding character to any space.

Modern Parent Philosophers T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for creative parents who think deeply—wear their wisdom and humor with pride.