Modern Office Crusader Gifts

'And this model has plenty of space for all your electronics and a landing pad for your drone.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Caged Businessman

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Art Plagiarism

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Not The Real Me

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Lunchward ho!"

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Get back here and clean out your desk."